Back with a big one.

I was prodded back into action by the massive guilt trip my mate Carbie accidentally laid on me last week. You don't really need to know the details- suffice to say that when someone who had recently read the whole of Last Tram in a single sitting asked me why it's not up to date, I blushed. Yes, blushed. Anyway...there's a massive weekend on offer, if you want it.

The Applecore festival, back in February, was great. Now comes the follow up- a live CD featuring all the bands who played is being launched over two nights at the Old Bar. That handbill is a bit out of date. In particular, Brisbane's amazing Do The Robot have been added to the line up, which now looks like this:

Friday, June 26
8.00 - 8.40 - Teeth & Tongue 9.00 - 9.40 - New Estate 10.00 - 10.40 - Thought Creature 11.00 - 11.40 - Actor SlashModel 12.00 - 12.40 - Deloris

Saturday, June 27
12.20 - 1.00 - Graveyard Train 11.20 - 12.00 - Super Wild Horses 10.30 - 11.00 - Rational Accademy 9.30 - 10.10 - Deadbeat Club 8.40 - 9.10 - Elizabeth Pistol Club 7.50 - 8.20 - Dead Forest Index 7.00 - 7.30 - Kid Sam 6.00 - 6.40 - Grand Salvo 5.10 - 5.40 - Milk Teddy
4.10 - 4.50 - Brother Man Dude Show 3.20 - 3.50 - Geoff O'Conner 2.30 - 3.00 - Do The Robot

Friday night is $10 and Saturday is $15. 100 CDs will be available each day/night for $2.

Sadly, Saturday clashes with the latest Mistletone Records extravagnaza- Castle Tones, which is on all over the Edinburgh Castle in Sydney Rd. Moreland:



Hmm, that's a bit pastel. But you get the idea.

If you have the energy on Sunday, there's a bit of a houseparty going on in the afternoon:


The Straight Arrows and Dead Farmers are pretty much guaranteed to make you late for work on Monday, or the very least ensure you show up with your ears ringing.

C.J. Ramone and some surprises

Mark Prindle writes great off-the-wall record reviews but only occasionally turns his hand to interviews.

There's a great one with CJ Ramone on his www.markprindle.com in which the ex-Ramones bassist reveals he was twice courted to join Metallica, but turned them down to stay at home and mind his autistic son. That story seems to have had a happy ending. Read more here.

Make Mine Japanese - Destroy All Monsters

Here's a special YouTube treat: A rare studio film clip interspersed with live footage from the latter day Destroy All Monsters fronted by Niagara and including Ron Asheton and Mike Davis. This dates from 1983 according to Dan Boyd (aka The Wizard of Livonia).

Down and Out Downunder Ep 2

The latest Down and Out Downunder all Aussie podcast is live at the Garage Punk Network. Cheers!

Willy Deville is ill

The retro rocker has advanced pancreatic cancer according to his fan club. A veteran of CBGBs in its prime, he's a peer of Thunders, the Ramones et al and recorded some great records including a one-off with the late, great guitar innovator Link Wray.

This is one of the worst clips I've ever seen. Hands down. Get the full effect here. If you've seen worse, leave the URL in comments. The URL please! Otherwise your believability is shot.

On the quiet with J Mascis?

It seem incongruous reading a J Mascis interview on a blog called The Quietus but there you go. They have a new album in the wings. Murph gets into things and gives the drummer's perspective here.

Vera Was a Punk Rocker

There's a tell-all book out by Dee Dee Ramone's first wife, Vera Ramone. Pretty sordid stuff by the sound of it so it'll no doubt sell well.

Dee Dee's first marriage was allegedly a sham, put in place by record company executives keen to install a minder into the errant bassist's life. But he still talks to Vera and told her to write it. Who was it that wanted a lobotomy? More here.

Social Media is the New Punk Rock?

This is pretty good but does the analogy mean Social Media will be appropriated by big business and disappear up its own arse?

"We knocked 'em dead in Dallas..."

"They didn't know we were Jews."

If you know where that lyric comes form you'll want to read this.

Phil Spector gets back to his roots

The Smoking Gun got hold of his prison admission photo, sans wig.

Sonic Youth on "The Eternal"

Sonic Youth wax lyrical about their magnificent new wax, "The Eternal" here. And yes, to coin a well-used phrase, it really is one of the best things they've ever done.

Seen this?

Iggy & the Stooges live 31/12/1973
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From the Academy of Music in NYC, 1973. The Raw Power Stooges.

Elevators 10-CD box set previewed

Here's the skinny on this one that was mentioned here a while back:

13th Floor Elevators - Sign Of The Three Eyed Men (10CD set) from Snapper Music on Vimeo.

Just $A329 locally, I hear. Hmmmm.

Literal U2

Wish granted. Bono is such a twat.

You have to see this!

Bad filmclips of crap songs with literal lyrics, derived from the clips. Total genius. A nod to Neil Stollznow who tipped me.


This is inspired too.


Here's Strawberry Fields if Ringo had written and sung the song and directed the clip:


Chili Peppers get the treatment:


If someone would trash Bono,life would be complete.

Some things I've been listening to

“Hats Off To The Cheats”: New album by the tightly-configured Melbourne powerhouse on Off The Hip. Catchy as swine flu.

“Finland Freakout” Nothing succeeds like excess and the Pink Fairies were experts in that area. A stunning 1971 show.

“All Your Love”: Mick Medew & he Rumours’ debut. It’s on our label but that doesn’t mean we can’t rave about it. The formal reviews will come from others however. Did I mention they play The Vanguard in Sydney on Sunday night?

The forthcoming Intercontinental Playboys album. I had to listen to this to see what the final pre-production master sounds like. It wasn’t an un-enjoyable task. You will dig.

“Washing Machine”: Sonic Youth rule and the new album “The Rapture” is right up there, but “The Diamond Sea” may be their sweetest/sharpest 19min36sec ever.

R n R Boot Camp

Blondie drummer Clem Burke, Sex Pistol Glen Matlock, Brother Wayne Kramer and Beach Boy Al Jardine are among the talent lined up to teach at Band Camp in Hawaii in October. Steve Jones is out of a radio gig and has been passed up (at this stage) for Stooges duty so how did he miss out?

The Nomads in the studio

Sweden's best-ever rock and roll band are back recording. This is good news so here's a trailer form their live DVD on Munster to celebrate. Lindsay Hutton of Next Big Thing blog is doing the spruiking. Och aye!

Beasts coming back?

A box set of Beasts of Bourbons albums is coming down the pipeline. My intel is that the master tapes were saved from a rubbish tip by a sharp-eyed soul. Rumour has it that the original line-up (or close to it) will tour on the back of it. I guess they'd have to play this.