Don't pay top-shelf drink prices when you see a band

Sick of paying sky-high drink prices at gigs? read on:

Now you can turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends! We get it that some chicks just don’t want that pregnant look that comes with The Beerbelly. We developed The Winerack to “Fill Out” our product line if you will. The picture shown here is of our good friend Sue, who is not, no offense Sue, Well Endowed. Strap on the Winerack and Voila’ Sue’s giving Pamela Anderson a run for the money.

More on the Winerack and its male counterpart, The Beer Belly, here.

It's Official: Losing your mouth is a sign of being drunked

Australian bureaucrats who have nothing to do have devised a list of the 39 Signs of Drunkenness, no doubt to help the Nanny State wage its holy war via its campaign against binge drinking. Trouble is, the list probably does more harm than good when it includes "the inability to find one's mouth with one's drink" as one of the signs. I mean, that one has to be a good thing because it stops a drunk bingeing, right?

Anyway, this is as good an opportunity to plug the latest I-94 Bar podcast Drunk & Disorderly. Episode 15 is downloadable/streamable here or streamable from that thingie on the right of the blog.

Bears that should turn your mouth gummy

Academics in Australia are trying to re-define the term "binge-drinking".

Apparently the latest research says four standard beers are the equivalent of a big night out, these days.

I spill that many in the first hour of hitting a bar so I suspect some underhand strategy is going on at the highest levels. Just like the excise hike on pre-mixed canned alcoholic drinks (which taste like shit, by the way) that the Government rammed through ion itys last Federal Budget, which was a tax grab thinly-veiled as an attack on teenagers getting smashed.

So just in case the new Australian Nanny State is considering mandating moderation in law there are always solutions like this.

Once you're done with drinking...

...with the guy in the previous post, you can try this quick test to see how far gone you are. Any resemblance between the link and an the suggestion that you can test sobriety online is purely a drunken load of bullshit, OK?