King of the Gig Pigs

The I-94 Bar is looking for a live reviewer or two but this seems excessive:

After more than 5,000 gigs over 35 years, rock fan Ray Morrissey can claim to be Britain's most prolific concert-goer. On piles of notebook pages in Mr Morrissey's front room, thousands of gigs are listed, one per line, all with a mark out of 10 circled at the end.

Then again, when you look at Ray's website recording all this it's enough to give you a headache.