23 July 2008

Even the Barry White CD hasn't worked


Can't pick up at a gig on a Saturday night? Check out the blog at ZeroSexLife.com (tagline" "just a guy trying to get laid") where Mike relates that he "can't remember the last female contact I had that didn't end with a woman giving me some change and telling me to drive to the second window".

I like the list of items that Mike's fans have sent him. The tally includes a Barry White CD, "Asian Dolls" Porno DVD, a black g-string and two sets of naked photos of women (allegedly sent by the ladies themselves.)

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